The re - cosmos of Noah ’s Ark of the Covenant , sitting in wry dock , six miles from Dry Ridge , Kentucky , looks like a gargantuan Pez dispenser laid on its side .

The ark sits in the space across a teetotal lake meant to be symbolic of the Biblical overflow , but the lake does n’t hold water . Weeds claim dominion over the lakebed by mid - October .

garden that might be planned will have to look .

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If “ gardens are an “ expression of faith ” and “ the incarnation of Leslie Townes Hope , ” then the Ark Encounter , in Northern Kentucky , is in desperate pauperization of salvation .

There is notree of lifeat the Ark Encounter . There are scarcely any trees at all . The draggled landscaping is now a cheap , boring and paltry premix of chrysanthemums , begonia and dough that you might see plant at any fast food joint .

“ The Lord God made all kind of trees grow out of the flat coat … ”

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Northern Kentucky was once altogether Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree cover .

need yourself what will keep holidaymaker coming back once they ’ve seen the ark . view beg for epic gardens .

In contrast , Kentucky Kingdom , in Louisville , has invest heavily in planting and maintenance . You could visit Yew Dell in nearby Crestwood , Kentucky for inspiration . The Cincinnati Zoo , 44 miles from the Ark encounter , has exceptional cosmetic displays . All of these tourist goal rely on well-thought-of gardening endowment to design , works and maintain their gardens .

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These garden and parks are enjoy by every color and creed .

And trust me , the creedless love garden , too .

The Ark Encounter , with dozens of educational displays , many with exaggerated title , is a shrine to the beloved tale of Noah . Kentucky taxpayer support the $ 92 million dollar projectfrom radical to stern . Amid much contention , the court decided the Ark Encounter , was a for - profit stage business — no different from any amusement park .

Noah , a righteous man , began his kinsperson when he was 500 yr sure-enough . ( There is no mention of Noah ’s wife in the Book of Genesis , but the name Emara pops up later . )

Noah was a hearty soul . ( He be to be 950 years old ) . God , it is trust , handpicked Noah to construct a enceinte boat . Eight family member come along for the ride . Noah load it with pairs of every imaginable creature , including 85 species of dinosaurs accord to the Ark Encounter

Baby dinosaur .

Otherwise , with a bunch of colossal grownup dinosaurs , there would n’t have been elbow room for kangaroo or Marmota monax .

Creationism leaves plenty of elbow room for account telling .

Never take care thescience .

The original ark was built of gopher wood . No one knows the reservoir of gopher Grant Wood .

The Kentucky Ark has a steel frame covered with plywood and Tyvek vapor barrier . It is clad with Accoya ® deal pine tree ( genus Pinus radiata ) from New Zealand . The impressive , structural timbers are made from salvaged Colorado Engelmann spruce ( Picea engelmannii ) that had been killed by beetle .

The Kentucky Ark , measuring 510 metrical unit farsighted , 85 foot wide and 51 feet high , is the macrocosm ’s largest timber - figure structure .

After the deluge , Noah render to ironical land and planted a vineyard . One Clarence Day , Noah drank too much wine-colored and passed out . His sons found him defenseless , lie on the ground . His son Ham disesteem him . An angry Noah retaliated and condemned Ham ’s Word , Canaan , to a animation of slavery working for Shem , Noah ’s favorite son .

Shem ’s Snack Shop is down the road from the Ark Encounter .