Things have come to a pretty offer ,
Our Romance language is develop flat .
For you like this and the other-
While I go for this red-hot pinkish squirrel bird bath .
good know what the ending will be ,
Oh , I do n’t roll in the hay where I ’m at …
It reckon like the two will never be one ,
Something must be done …
I say , “ Will you move the birdbath I painted to the front yard , please ? ”
You say , “ If you paint it back to blanched , peradventure ”
I say , “ White ? Who do I look like ? animation is too short for blanched ”
You say , “ It ’s horrific ! What are you fume ? ”
I say , “ But it has GOOGLY EYES ! That take a leak it BETTER ! ”
You say , “ What is it with you and Googly eyes ? ”
I say , “ Googly eyes are the mystery to true felicity ”
lease ’s call the whole thing off !
But oh ! If we call the whole thing off then that birdbath will sit in the private road on that tarpaulin for eternity …
( With nods to George and Ira Geshwin )
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